A Very Fantastical 2007 Year End Extravaganza

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Remember, Stress is a Factor: How About 2007’s Biggest Earworms?

Amy Winhouse, “Rehab
GOD, the irony is rich with this one.

Plain White T’s, “Hey There Delilah
We basically hate ourselves for this pick. But, we catch ourselves driving around suddenly nodding along to this song only to snap back into reality full of rage.

Fergie, “Big Girls Don’t Cry
If you’ve spent any time at all watching The Hills, then you know.

Peter Bjorn and John, “Young Folks
This is Swedish pop at its shiniest, and damn if we weren’t trying (and failing) to whistle it ourselves.

Feist, 1234
Well, it was used in an iPod commercial, so it’s been all over TV. Even our grandparents know this one.

Rilo Kiley, Breakin’ Up
Even if Rilo Kiley did venture too far from the old indie rock we used to know, we were humming this break-up song for days.

Against Me!, “New Wave
Pop punk at its catchiest. There are certainly worse things to be singing along to.

Modest Mouse, “Dashboard
The album was a flop, but this was the one track on the radio, and consequently, in our heads.

Avril Lavigne, “Girlfriend
Oh man, she really did just sing, “She’s, like, so whatever.”

Lily Allen, “Smile
This song isn’t embarassing whatsoever. Quality pop music with brilliant lyrics, and it’s toe-tappin’!


Biggest Hype, Consequent Failure?

Deerhunter
This band caught on quickly with decently moving, drugged-out music if not a tad bit dim on the lyrics, and yet furiously grabbed for attention via annoying antics just to burn out and go on hiatus before the year even ended. Oh jeez.

Honorable Mention to the addition of Johnny Marr to Modest Mouse. Supposed to blow our minds. Mostly it just made us feel really tired.


Top Five Things We Could Do Without in 2008?

1. Shellac’s Excellent Italian Greyhound released only on digital download at $16 for just mp3’s… no artwork, no liner notes, no nothing. Good record, bad deal otherwise.

2. Gene Simmons’ show, Family Jewels. Please make him stop. He’s RUINING how we think of KISS!

3. SoundExchange

4. Interpol. No thanks.

5. The ever-rising Ticketmaster fees for concert tickets.


Top Five Things We Could Deal With More of in 2008:

1. Radiohead’s release of In Rainbows that let the consumer pay what they felt the album was worth.

2. Rock of Love: perhaps the best show featuring a rock star ever? Yes.

3. The survival of internet radio!

4. Marnie Stern. Yes, please.

5. Green campaigns at music festivals.


Crawdaddy! 2007 Playlist:

VietNam, “Step on Inside”
Band of Horses, “The General Specific”
El Perro Del Mar, “Party”
The Sadies, “Yours to Discover”
Battles, “Atlas”
Devendra Banhart, “Lover”
Yeasayer, “2080”
Jens Lekman, “The Opposite of Hallelujah”
Beirut, “The Penalty”
Soulsavers, “Revival”
The National, “Apartment Story”
Wilco, “What Light”
Will Oldham, “Can’t Take That Away”
Bright Eyes, “Soul Singers in a Session Band”
Tunng, “Bullets”
Takka Takka, “Coco on the Corner”
Bishop Allen, “The News from Your Bed”

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published: December 26, 2007

in column: Feature Story

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    1. Jim
      Posted December 26, 2007 at 1:17 am | Permalink

      there isn’t much here that’s negative, just a few things, which is to be expected when reviewing something… like an ENTIRE YEAR.

      I got a real kick outta those lines from the press sheet.

    2. Groovey Records
      Posted December 27, 2007 at 2:19 am | Permalink

      This pablam makes people magizine look hard

      don’t you have any writers who aren’t wankers?

    3. kingston
      Posted December 26, 2007 at 3:09 am | Permalink

      how is this negative, steve? looks to be mostly best of this, and best of that…you’re an idiot.

    4. Bob Hill
      Posted December 27, 2007 at 3:21 am | Permalink

      Hey Groovey Records (if that is your name), Amidst your $10 indictment, you misspelled “pablum.” Nuff said.
      Bob Hill
      Non-Wanker

    5. steve
      Posted December 26, 2007 at 8:04 am | Permalink

      This diatribe is worthless. get back to being a little more positive would ya.

    6. James Greene, Jr.
      Posted December 28, 2007 at 4:31 am | Permalink

      Dude, they misspelled “magazine,” too! PWNED! Don’t taze us, bro!

    7. Howie
      Posted December 29, 2007 at 6:26 am | Permalink

      What’s “pwned?”
      In Groovey’s defense, I’m assuming that the magizine [sic] blunder was intentional. The pablum, though, makes ya wonder…
      That said, I think Groovey, wanker or not, is quite likely a douchebag.

      Love,
      Howie
      The Wankinest Wankster This Side of Wanksylvania

    8. James Greene, Jr.
      Posted December 30, 2007 at 7:42 am | Permalink

      Pwned is short for power owned, which is what Internet people say to someone who suddenly appears in a position of weakness. Try shouting it at parties or weddings – it’s hilarious!

    9. Jane
      Posted December 30, 2007 at 11:31 am | Permalink

      Let’s all pray that Beck is out of scientology before then, lol!

    10. m.c. kostek
      Posted January 2, 2008 at 2:29 am | Permalink

      Anyone notice that Keef later admitted the Dadsnort thing was his idea of a joke? People take these thing so bloody seriously!

    11. Editorial
      Posted January 2, 2008 at 3:31 am | Permalink

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